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Here, for your reading pleasure, are the writing assignments that I have done for the McCabe:
Description of a room
(not too interesting).
(really short & rather pointless).
10 commandments for [bad] writers
(highly reccomended satire)!
Me mimicking Joseph Condrad
(high diction warning).
An exercise in writing for different audiences:
A spoof about authors who agonise over style
(written as a letter).
Sections of a newspaper covering an imaginary strike during summer '99:
The news report
An example of prose written as verse
(the original Star Trek mission statement).
A poem aboot my earliest memory
(in stream-of-consciousness style).
A fictitious short story
(Lots of dialogue).
Consumer in Despair
(a somewhat humourous poem).