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These are the articles I have written for the Newman Bluff:
A parody of Bill 160
(from last year's issue).
The May 18 political debate.
Top 10 lists.
Spirit week '99.
The annual soccer report.
...and the Practically Syndicated
Turn it off: Why too much TV is bad
(the closest thing to an editorial that I was able to produce).
Flopsy & Mopsy: A short work of fiction.
An open letter to anyone publishing anonymous works.
The 10 commandments for writing badly.
(a stream-of-consciousness poem)