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These are the articles I have written for the Newman Bluff:

The good

• A parody of Bill 160 (from last year's issue).
• The May 18 political debate.
• Top 10 lists.

The half-decent

• Spirit week '99.
• The annual soccer report.
• Uniform revolution.

...and the Practically Syndicated

• Turn it off: Why too much TV is bad (the closest thing to an editorial that I was able to produce).
• Flopsy & Mopsy: A short work of fiction.
• An open letter to anyone publishing anonymous works.
• The 10 commandments for writing badly.
• Teddy Overboard! (a stream-of-consciousness poem)